And now, in 2009....we make fun of each other's facebook profiles. Here is a small play I have entitled "How to Lose a Friend in 10 Minutes."
(Note: this actually took place weeks ago, but I copied and pasted it, and saved it for a rainy day. "Rainy" meaning a day where due to crunching numbers, I lack the mental capacity to write anything remotely close to creative and besides I'm spending my lunch break watching The Masters on my computer because it's a Tradition Unlike Any Other- more like an Erection Unlike Any Other cause that's what I get when I catch my first glimpse of Augusta National Golf Course every year.)
- Me
- Jon, aka Jon-Jon, aka Jonye West, aka The World's Tallest Intern, aka The Big Polygraph
1:36pmJon
FACEBOOKIN at work yeah bra
gotta upload some photos from the weekend
yeah
wasted
it was awesome I don't even remember taking like half of them
it was crazy
wicked goodtime ...... from what I can remember
1:37pmJim
hahahahaaaa zing....do you see any photo albums in my profile
1:37pmJon
no because you won't give me access
1:37pmJim
hey check out my trip to europe, it was pretty awesome...no big deal though, just europe, you know, pretty cool place....
1:38pmJon
Check this out, so I went to this baseball game
this kid was a Sox fan
it's awesome
1:38pmJim
sooooo have you heard of the eiffel tower? yeah i've been there
1:38pmJon
pretty sweet
no I didn't know him, but he was a sox fan
1:38pmJim
look at this museum....here's the same picture, but now I'M in it, so it's a little more special
this building has been around since 1530.....OLD, right?
1:39pmJon
Yeah I have seen fever pitch ok....enough....oh hey while you cruzin my profile check out my blog that's sweet too
1:40pmJim
yeah, i've got a link for my blog too, but i haven't updated since george w. was president...you should still check it out though
1:40pmJon
what am I doing you ask
just living the dream
that's my activity I am into the most
1:41pmJim
hey wanna have a recruiting challenge for northern iowa basketball?
i'm just a waterboy, but i'm on my way up
1:41pmJon
ohh whats that you havent heard any good quotes from Dave Chappelle?
check out my profile
they are on there
1:41pmJim
my trivia score is a little low too, but fuck that, i'm not gonna study trivia, i don't have time for that, what with my europe trips and all
1:41pmJon
oh yeah and I don't really have any interests....OTHER THAN SPORTS
1:42pmJim
and check it out, i've got some answers to FAQs, cause if you make try and conversation about me being tall, I WILL WRECK YOU
1:42pmJon
I am just a gopher in the dave chappelle recruting challenge
1:43pmJim
what kind of music do i like? glad you asked....IMIN2EVERYTHING!!!!
1:43pmJon
All's I know is that if you cheer for the yankees
you make baby jesus cry
so I got this friend right, his name is paul, I thought it was soooo funny when he said "I'll have another"
omg
1:44pmJim
nuggets never judge.....that's only my third favorite quote, there are a couple other ones, but now that i re-read them they're pretty gay
i decided to start a new blog, just for my europe trip, cause i REALLY want to make sure you heard i went to europe...
1:45pmJon
so yeah my favorite quotes are from movies sooo what..I loved superbad...thought it was great...and dave chappelle, of course is on there...did i I tell you I am doing his recrutiing challenge
yah I am only a gopher, but the show's off the air so I can't really move up any more
1:46pmJim
i joined the suite 49 group cause I FUCKING LOVE DRINKING AT THE SUITE 49!!!! love gettin' bombed there, you can usually run into some UND hockey players....score!
1:46pmJon
I like most movies, but I know I like ALL THE STAR WARS
that's for sure
and boner jams '03
that was classic
I made it myself
actually me and my buddy paul did...do you know when he says "I'll have another" I LOL?
Annnnd scene. Don't worry, we're still friends. Sort of.
