Apparently Philly Steak & Cheese Hot Pockets are being recalled, due to a previously announced recall from a California meat company, deeming the gloriously flavored steak "not fit for human food."
I currently have a box of these little gems in my freezer right now. If you don't think I'm going to ignore this recall, and eat the 'Pocks for lunch sometime this week.....then you, my friend, have not been paying attention to this blog very well. "Not fit for human food." C'mon, I already knew that. They're fucking Hot Pockets. Don't make me feel worse about this lifestyle choice than I already do.