So last week I was playing around with Google Earth, and wanted to look at the McCallister's house from Home Alone. (Don't judge me for creeping around Google Street View. We all spend our lunch breaks in different ways.)
What I saw was unsettling.
You can clearly see, in the next-door neighbor's driveway, the old van used by Harry and Marv to case the neighborhood.
THE WET/STICKY BANDITS ARE BACK! MCCALLISTERS, DON'T LEAVE KEVIN HOME ALONE THIS CHRISTMAS! LEARN FROM PAST MISTAKES!
If it's already too late, Kevin, make sure you bust out your Michael Jordan cardboard cutout and throw a fake party tonight. And stop fucking with the Little Nero's Pizza boy, he's just doing his job.
Anyway, Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
