A new favorite game of mine when I'm driving into work in the morning and feeling a bit salty: screwing with girls who are applying their makeup while they're driving. I wait until they lean their face to within six inches of their rearview mirror, then I'll inch into their lane like I'm going to cut them off until they flinch and smear their lipstick across their face. If I'm in front of them, maybe I'll unexpectedly jam on my brakes so they poke themselves in the eye with their mascara.
Then I immediately whip out my phone and totally text all my bros and tell them how I just punk'd this chick while she was putting on her makeup and driving at the same time. That'll teach her to not pay attention to the road.
