Shomer Shabbos

Tax season is officially done, my office is closed tomorrow, and I am taking this opportunity to do nothing. Not one thing, all day long. This will be my day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!!! SHOMER SHABBOS!!! Shomer fucking Shabbos.

For those who don't know, my dad looked EXACTLY like Walter Sobchak in like 1992. It's uncanny.