If you're ever on Jeopardy, and Trebek happens to ask: "And the answer is: The opening lyric to this song is the most accurate reflection of a human male's inner monologue in music history."
Your response should be "What is 'Too Close' by Next."
Hopefully it's the Daily Double, and you can really clean up on it.
It's been 17 years, and this song still makes me laugh in disbelief. How did a song about boners become so popular? It's a conundrum.
Happy Valentine's Day. Hopefully all the single dudes out there get to have this thought tonight. When you're married, a lot of the mystery goes away, and you can just straight up ask your wife this question, instead of having to wonder. It's both good and bad, I suppose.
