You know that Saved By the Bell episode, where in order for Zack to join the Rigmas, he has to sell out all his friends in front of the entire lunchroom? And things escalate, so eventually he gets sent to the principal's office, and Miss Bliss hands him back his new Rigma jacket (which had been confiscated during the chaos) and tells him, as only Miss Bliss can: "You better take care of that jacket. It was very expensive. Cost you four friends."
Today I can relate to what Miss Bliss was feeling.
Take care of that trophy, Yankees. It was very expensive. Cost you 208 million dollars.
