Jack Torrance Guest Blogs Game 5

Strangely enough, my moods while watching Game 5 tonight have closely mirrored those of Jack Torrance from The Shining, although not in the same order as the movie.


Here's me after B.J. Upton goes deep in the 1st inning to make it 2-0 Rays:







Here's me after Carlos Pena and Evan Longoria go back-to back to make it 5-0 Rays. I can't even be mad at this point, Tampa's hitters are so hot right now.

It is now the top of the 7th. This has been my face for the last two hours or so:

Here's an artist's rendering of what I will look like in the morning after I sleep on a pedestrian bridge overlooking the Wakarusa River:

All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.