Texty of the week, name removed due to potentially sensitive subject matter:
So I banged a stripper this morning. I made her eggs and bacon for breakfast. I think I paid for sex. Is that bad?
Even funnier because I received that at like 7:30 in the morning on a Saturday, so I was half asleep and hungover when I read it. I love my friends.
Question of the week:
If you HAD to choose one, would you rather have a threesome with Brangelina or TomKat?
I leave for Vegas tomorrow morning. If I don't make it back alive, well then I hope you've all enjoyed reading....
