Wednesday, May 23, 2007

In Self-Defense...

To clarify a little bit, before arguments on how to spell douche overrun the blog, both T. Nels and I wanted the girls to go with, for several reasons.

1. The girls being there isn't stopping us from doing anything we want to do. We're still gonna be at the field most the day Saturday; we're still drinking during the game and afterwards; we're still going out Friday night when we get there; I'm still making at least 3 stops at the Sausage King. Just because girls are with doesn't mean you can't booze up and act afool.

2. T. Nels and I have been to Boston twice now and haven't really done anything besides go to Fenway and party with Nikki and her friends. We would actually like to see other things this time.

3. Both Kristin and Alex have taken an interest to the Sox. In Alex's case, this is curious, because the Sox are clearly my #2 love, behind Kansas, yet Alex is constantly interested in baseball, but continues to threaten me with wearing old Texas A&M clothes, even after being accepted into KU's grad school. Go figure. Plus, after the Twins/Royals game in KC, she is hooked on going to games. It's safe to say her experience at Fenway will be better than Kaufmann Field.

4. There will be a time in your life, Michael, when you will meet that special someone who you want to do all kinds of things with, including go to baseball games. Until then, just keep adding random girls from all over the country on facebook, and going home every night and having sex with the sleeve of your favorite hooded sweatshirt while watching the game film of Red River vs. Fargo North from 2001.